Yes, Florida is a truly weird place. While this odd state is home, there are times when I want to do this to Florida:
I realize that this is a bit harsh (and includes generally innocent northern Florida), the social and political dysfunction of the sunshine state makes it sometimes completely incompatible with the rest of the country. Perhaps it’s perfect for me.
If you should find a middle-aged, bald, white dude lurking about the Florida borders while carrying a hand saw, pay him no mind… it’s just me feeling a lot like this frustrated Bugs Bunny.