Weekend Weirdness – Alphabet One Liners – 2
Analog – Retro digital
Bra – It shall be removed!
Corpulent – Fancy word for fat
Digital – What analog wants to be
Egregious – Chicks dig my big… vocabulary
Fenway – It’s only fucking baseball
Gorgeous – Yes, yes I am
Hermione – Harry Potter wants her and wants her bad
Insufferable – Yes, yes I am
Jerk Off – “That’s not a muscle between your legs, don’t exercise it.” (Jr. High gym coach)
Klinger – I remember the last episode of MASH, fuck, I’m old
Laurentians – There are mountains in Quebec?
Mononucleosis – I kissed her and then I fell asleep
Nomenclature – It’s all in the glossary
Opinionated – If a woman says this in her online dating profile, block her
Pussy – Of course I had to say that
Quest – Anyone got a light?
Restful – That’s a technological term and I have no idea what it means
Sin – Hey ladies, pride is a sin so get over yourselves
Turgid – Look it up
Ululate – Men, don’t do this at Arab weddings
Voluptuous – Fat is not this… fat is… fucking ugly
Welch – Don’t do this on a bet
Xerxes – Kings of Persia cannot spell
You – No, it’s about me
Zounds! – ‘Nuff said