Weekend Weirdness – Alphabet One Liners
Alpha – What betas should want to be
Beta – What women find unattractive
Cosmopolitan – Magazine or cocktail, useless for men
Dark Side – Game has two possible outcomes
Egregious – That’s a damned fine word
Giggity – Quagmire needs his own show
Horatio – CSI Miami is a rather ridiculous TV program
I – Ask a woman most anything and this is the first word she uses
Johnny Milfquest – What a tosser
Klaxon – Wake up!
Lazy – This blog post and my dog
Nice – Use it sparingly
Oppression – A feminist Olympic event
Qwerty – Did you know this keyboard layout was created to make typists type more slowly?
Really? – No, seriously… really?
Shocker – I did that last night. She loved it.
Temerity – Another damned fine word
Uvula – It sounds kind of sexy, but it’s really not.
Vagina – No tingles, no vagina for you!
Wigger – Another sign of the cultural apocalypse
Xander – “Drawn Together” is some funny shit
You Tube – Bernard Chapin is cool
Zammo – No comment