I was out on Friday night at my local bar with Lucy, my ugly dog. In the first photo, I was sitting in the empty seat to the right of the young woman and Lucy was sitting on the bar chair to the right of me. Yes, she sits at the bar. My clever dog then crossed my lap (ouch!) and plunked her ass down right behind the young woman sitting next to me as you see here in this photo.
It took a few moments before the young woman noticed that Lucy was sitting directly behind her on the same chair. This was her reaction:
I love my dog.
[No. I didn't. Relax]