I found this photo over at Lily’s blog. It needs a caption and a good one.
I’ll start (at bottom of photo)
“Oh shit, he’s going to try to put that thing in me.”
“Oh shit, I’ll never be able to put my thing in her.”
OK, comment with your captions.
If it’s good, I’ll give you recognition and maybe buy beer if any of you scrofulous turds end up down here in South Florida.
Posted by theprivateman on August 14, 2011
http://theprivateman.wordpress.com/2011/08/14/pm-caption-contest-1/
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Hughman
/ August 14, 2011“I think fisting her may be an issue here”
John
/ August 14, 2011It’s been shopped
Blues
/ August 14, 2011Him: Did i think or say that?
Her: Did he just say anal?
theprivateman
/ August 15, 2011Oh, fuck!
That’s a good one.
Bob
/ August 14, 2011“Behold, ladies and gentlemen, the miracle of forced perspective!”
whiteboykrispy
/ August 14, 2011SHAQ HUNGWY
John VI
/ August 15, 2011“At least my knees wont get sore”
NMH
/ August 15, 2011“That bitch he’s looking at has a better body than I do! You Bitch! fucking bitch!”
dannyfrom504
/ August 15, 2011day one of turning your vagina into freddy kruger’s hat.
her: “see dad. had you just gotten me the fucking pony when i was 8 like i asked…..”
jack
/ August 15, 2011Come with me, my little aglet.
Kane
/ August 16, 2011Even Shaq has to buy girls gifts to get in their pants.
Learn Game!
theprivateman
/ August 16, 2011She’s so small in comparison, she could fit inside his pants.
NMH
/ August 16, 2011To me, she seems to be about an 8. I would have expected Shaq with a much hotter babe. Perhaps she is one of Ferd’s compensatory sluts.
johnnymilfquest
/ August 16, 2011Probability of C-section birth: 100%
johnnymilfquest
/ August 16, 2011Just the tip?
jamisongraye
/ August 16, 2011“Damn…when they said half off I thought they were talking about the price!”
Also the tank top with the soft loafers is a classy touch…for shame