PM Caption Contest #1

I found this photo over at Lily’s blog. It needs a caption and a good one.

I’ll start (at bottom of photo)

“Oh shit, he’s going to try to put that thing in me.”

“Oh shit, I’ll never be able to put my thing in her.”

OK, comment with your captions.

If it’s good, I’ll give you recognition and maybe buy beer if any of you scrofulous turds end up down here in South Florida.

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  1. #1 by Hughman on August 14, 2011 - 8:26 PM

    “I think fisting her may be an issue here”

  2. #2 by John on August 14, 2011 - 8:31 PM

    It’s been shopped

  3. #3 by Blues on August 14, 2011 - 9:54 PM

    Him: Did i think or say that?

    Her: Did he just say anal?

  4. #5 by Bob on August 14, 2011 - 9:55 PM

    “Behold, ladies and gentlemen, the miracle of forced perspective!”

  5. #6 by whiteboykrispy on August 14, 2011 - 10:49 PM


  6. #7 by John VI on August 15, 2011 - 12:15 AM

    “At least my knees wont get sore”

  7. #8 by NMH on August 15, 2011 - 6:38 AM

    “That bitch he’s looking at has a better body than I do! You Bitch! fucking bitch!”

  8. #9 by dannyfrom504 on August 15, 2011 - 7:48 AM

    day one of turning your vagina into freddy kruger’s hat.

    her: “see dad. had you just gotten me the fucking pony when i was 8 like i asked…..”

  9. #10 by jack on August 15, 2011 - 9:33 PM

    Come with me, my little aglet.

  10. #11 by Kane on August 16, 2011 - 12:53 PM

    Even Shaq has to buy girls gifts to get in their pants.

    Learn Game!

    • #12 by theprivateman on August 16, 2011 - 12:58 PM

      She’s so small in comparison, she could fit inside his pants.

  11. #13 by NMH on August 16, 2011 - 1:24 PM

    To me, she seems to be about an 8. I would have expected Shaq with a much hotter babe. Perhaps she is one of Ferd’s compensatory sluts.

  12. #14 by johnnymilfquest on August 16, 2011 - 2:38 PM

    Probability of C-section birth: 100%

  13. #15 by johnnymilfquest on August 16, 2011 - 2:39 PM

    Just the tip?

  14. #16 by jamisongraye on August 16, 2011 - 9:02 PM

    “Damn…when they said half off I thought they were talking about the price!”

    Also the tank top with the soft loafers is a classy touch…for shame

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