Every now and again I have a look at the search terms by which readers find my blog.
Here are a couple of winners:
“iwant private mans”
Who doesn’t? Take a number.
“i need a contact number for a porn producer”
WTF? I googled that phrase, without quotes, and sure enough, one of my older posts is displayed in the second page of the search results.
Maybe this is the reason my hit count has been increasing nicely.
For the record, I don’t watch much porn. My imagination and memory are far superior to the creative “efforts” of a porn producer.
NMH
/ May 31, 2011I always wanted to be a porn director so I could sit in a directors chair, wear black beret, and yell out through a bull horn “Swing that Hair! Swing that hair!”