Every now and again I have a look at the search terms by which readers find my blog. Here are a couple of winners: “iwant private mans” Who doesn’t? Take a number. “i need a contact number for a porn producer” WTF? I googled that phrase, without quotes, and sure enough, one of my older [...]
All posts for the month May, 2011
Search Term Weirdness
Posted by theprivateman on May 31, 2011
http://theprivateman.wordpress.com/2011/05/31/search-term-weirdness/
Regarding Women – The Most Important Word In A Man’s Vocabulary
“No” Two generations of beta men have been trained to never say “no” to a woman. Women know this and when they are dealing with a weak, supplicating, doormat of a man they know perfectly well that the man simply can’t say no. Exploitation and manipulation commences with vigor. Women expect men to acquiesce to [...]
Posted by theprivateman on May 31, 2011
http://theprivateman.wordpress.com/2011/05/31/regarding-women-the-most-important-word-in-a-mans-vocabulary/
How Women View Beta Men
A couple of brain-dead dames surf Plenty of Fish profiles and video their own reactions. I hope this video goes viral. Thankfully, these two skanks are devoid of class and character. May they be pumped and dumped by players until they hit the wall of age and obesity. Someone contact the fellows over at 4Chan [...]
Posted by theprivateman on May 28, 2011
http://theprivateman.wordpress.com/2011/05/28/this-is-how-women-view-beta-men/
Bad Dating Advice
Courtesy Captain Capitalism, backstory here. Basically, it’s a letter written by the cousin of a woman who had a date with the Captain many years ago. As he says, note all the typical female pathologies. My comments are in bold. I haven’t changed the spelling and grammar mistakes. First, I want to tell you I [...]
Posted by theprivateman on May 27, 2011
http://theprivateman.wordpress.com/2011/05/27/bad-dating-advice/
Oh Lordy, A Harem
Down the smooth road I am now traipsing… To a harem. In a remarkable display of poor self-control, I find myself forming a harem of women who are eager to spend time with me. There is surfer woman, the single mom, and a former lover who has invited me to stay with her during the [...]
Posted by theprivateman on May 26, 2011
http://theprivateman.wordpress.com/2011/05/26/oh-lordy-a-harem/
After A Couple Of Excellent Dates…
What would a prudent man do? A. Create a romantic narrative of how the woman would enhance his life and find ways to keep the chemistry and magic going on and on and on. B. Carefully examine the most minor of red flags to create the perfect break up line. C. Wonder how the hell [...]
Posted by theprivateman on May 22, 2011
http://theprivateman.wordpress.com/2011/05/22/after-a-couple-of-excellent-dates/
Online Dating… Never Give Out Your Personal Email
While it might seem logical to use personal emails once dating has commenced, it’s actually a bad idea for two reasons: 1. Personal emails are just that, personal. While you might be dating a woman, you might not know if she is batshit crazy. With a personal email address, a batshit crazy girl can wreak [...]
Posted by theprivateman on May 22, 2011
http://theprivateman.wordpress.com/2011/05/22/online-dating-never-give-out-your-personal-email/
The Secret, Universal Communication of Women
Women know when a man is getting female attention. Of course we can all agree to that when we see with out own eyes. A man at a party or in a public setting is receiving positive interest from a woman. The other women see this and immediately the rationalization hamster starts spinning. “What’s he [...]
Posted by theprivateman on May 22, 2011
http://theprivateman.wordpress.com/2011/05/22/the-secret-universal-communication-of-women/
I Saw The Rationalization Hamster Reverse The Wheel
I had a fairly spontaneous date last night with a Plenty of Fish woman. She was supposed to be a Sunday afternoon date but after some online chatting during the day, we ended up setting up a date. Her profile indicated a mildly attractive, mid-40s women, divorced and without any kids. We had been chatting [...]
Posted by theprivateman on May 19, 2011
http://theprivateman.wordpress.com/2011/05/19/i-saw-the-rationalization-hamster-reverse-the-wheel/
Three Of Four Have Flaked… An Online Shit Test?
Since my last online dating update from a few days ago, the usual flaking has resulted. Only one woman (out of four) has been escalated to a phone call and the possibility of a date. The others simply stopped corresponding. I see this as a fundamental lack of interest. There could be other reasons for [...]
Posted by theprivateman on May 18, 2011
http://theprivateman.wordpress.com/2011/05/18/three-of-four-have-flaked-an-online-shit-test/